Welcome to Project Chrono-Disco, where time is relative, but the party never stops!

Project Chrono-Disco is a revolutionary new technology that allows you to travel through time, but only while you're dancing. That's right, folks! With our state-of-the-art disco balls and time-space continuum stabilizers, you'll be the coolest cat in town, grooving to the beat of the ages.

Our team of expert bioengineers have worked tirelessly to perfect the art of temporal displacement via disco, and the results are staggering. Want to relive the Bee Gees? Dance with us through the Summer of Love? Or perhaps you'd like to experience the birth of hip-hop? We've got you covered!

But don't just take our word for it – check out some of our chrono-disco timeline for a taste of what we're talking about.

And don't worry, we won't make you dance the Macarena. Unless you want to. We're not judging.

Meet the team behind Project Chrono-Disco, and discover why we're the most unlikely heroes of the time-traveling world.

Frequently Asked Questions about Project Chrono-Disco? We've got answers!